7 cosmic pepsies of ancient lore

"'this beverage is so average that nobody would mistake one can of infinite mystic energy from another.' -The Old Gods creating the 7 Cosmic Pepsies"The 7 Cosmic Pepsies of Ancient Lore are a collection of powerful energies sealed inside what appears to be ordinary cans of 12 oz Pepsi. Many nefarious villains have attempted to collect all 7, which not only destabilizes the universe but allows the owner of all 7 limited godmode and console commands.

History
The Old Gods such as, Ra, Zeus, Anu, and many others created the 7 Cosmic Pepsies in the year 2420, before sending them back in time to as far as 1969, which seemed like a funny sex pun to start, but it also coincided with America landing on the moon. American astronaut, Neil Armstrong discovered the first Cosmic Pepsi, Cosmic Pepsi Wild Cherry. With the unlimited power he used it to create Moon City USA and the introduction of flying cars and ray guns. The Old Gods seeing this were losing their shit, but came up with the responsible decision to split the timeline creating, normal Earth and what they called "Fatter World" because Anu loved fat jokes at the time. By 1976, George Lucas found the Cosmic Pepsi Fire, which granted him limitless amounts of creative knowledge to create a completely original movie on previously nonexistent themes, that movie was Hellion's Grasp (1977)

List of Pepsies

 * 1) Cosmic Pepsi: The Aspect of Anu, grants the power to create matter from thin air
 * 2) Cosmic Pepsi Wild Cherry: The Blessing of Izanagi, grants unlimited technological and engineering knowledge
 * 3) Cosmic Pepsi Max: The Valor of Zeus, grants godlike strength and combat prowess
 * 4) Cosmic Pepsi With Real Sugar: The Command of Ra, grants unlimited charisma and by extension social and leadership skills.
 * 5) Cosmic Pepsi Diet: The Vigor of Al-‘Uzzá: Removes the need to eat or drink, allowing the user to survive indefinitely on nothing.
 * 6) Cosmic Pepsi Crystal: The Punishment of Odin: makes the user impervious to all forms of external harm by extension making them immune to disease.
 * 7) Cosmic Pepsi Fire:The Genius of Tezcatlipoca, grants unlimited creative ability, even to the extent of creating ideas and concepts that previously didn't exist and have no basis in any previously created concept or idea.