James Taylor



"What the?" -James responding unusually to witnessing a woman mourn the loss of her mother

James Taylor (1965-2003) is the world's strangest public servant from the 1998 Horror Rail Shooter "House of the Dead 2." Part of an unusual agency that hires from a pool of vaugely competant to hyper-competant canidates. James finds himself blasting his way through supernatural and or heavily mutated creatures, while also responding to the horrors around him in the most unusual way possible.

Effects on Fatter World
You ever see zombies in Fatter World? Well you don't, thanks to the adventures of Mr.Taylor and his superhuman ability with a .45 Caliber handgun it's almost as if any ongoing hostile undead based disaster is not happening and will soon have never been happening. Thanks James!

Notable Quotes
"There was nothing we could do."

"Thanks G."

"It's finally over."

"GOLDMAN!!"

"how could anyone do this?"

"no more foolin arounn!"